HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
merlin looks like he’s gone daydreaming about holding hands with his idiot king and prancing through a field of flowers with magic balls of gay, rainbows, and unicorns
and then there’s this:
control urself son
I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVOURITE BAND MEMBER AND THEY LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE THEM
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
tbqh it fucking pisses me off when people post those photo sets like “oh well not EVERYTHING is bad in NK like look at these pictures of happy people!!!1”like lol ok those staged pictures released by the gov’t are a great representation of the country k
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear