#if Misha was a woman I would be a lesbian right now
for all eternity
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
tHIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
NOT JUST TWO DASH THINGS
AND THEY ARE ALL PERFECT NO DON’T TOUCH ME
I can read the filthiest smut with the straightest fucking face you’ve ever seen in your life.